How do you isolate ur piss from ur poop???

[MONDOGECKO]

You ever been drinking and u have to pee so u step up to the urinal and u realize u have to poop also, but your not gonna go sit on the toilet in this dirty rest room. So you push to pee and uh oh u pushed a little turtle head out ur butt too. How do I isolate the pee push from the poop push, or shud I just clench my butt cheeks?

 

[Devilwoman]

You need some practice. You need to exercise your scrotum and bladder muscles...one at a time. Then you will be able to control both.

 

[NES]

I thought girls poop like birds, doesnt it Come out all mixed together in one big saucey splat?

 

[Devilwoman]

We do like the occasional windshield.

 

[MONDOGECKO]

You need some practice. You need to exercise your scrotum and bladder muscles...one at a time. Then you will be able to control both.

scotum and bladder muscles? I know pee comes from my bladder, so ur saying my doodie is stored in my scrotum, and to think I always thought testicles where located in the scrotum.

 

[Devilwoman]

lol

 

[Devilwoman]

Yea I don't know........